Privacy Policy

Hey there! You've landed on the most boring part of the site. Let's keep it simple.

1. The Basics of Data Collection

I might ask for your name or email if you're reaching out. That's about it.

2. Website Analytics (GDPR Compliant)

I use Umami Analytics to understand which parts of my site are doing well, and PostHog for heatmaps to see how people interact with pages. Both are privacy-focused, cookieless, and store data in the EU. PostHog runs without persistent profiles, and both tools respect Do Not Track. No personal information is collected or tracked.

3. Cookies and Data Storage

Great news! This site doesn't use tracking cookies. Umami Analytics is completely cookieless, and no personal data is stored in your browser.

4. How I Use Your Info

Basically to respond to messages. No spammy marketing stuff, promise.

5. Keeping Your Info Safe

No personal information is stored in this site at all, so yeah.

6. Third-Party Tools

I use Cal.com for scheduling, Umami Analytics (EU-based) for website statistics, and PostHog (EU-based) for heatmaps. All three are GDPR-compliant and respect your privacy.

7. Sharing (or not)

I don't share or sell your data. Period.

8. Your Rights

You can ask to see, change, or delete your info anytime.

9. Opting Out

If you've signed up for a newsletter and change your mind, just let me know.

10. Policy Updates

If I tweak this policy, I'll update the date at the top.

11. Questions?

If anything here makes you scratch your head, drop me a line.

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